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A couple of weeks ago, I was back at Arvon’s Totleigh Barton in Devon tutoring with the lovely Jen Hadfield. We were talking about our own writing habits, and discovered that one process had given us both a creative jump start.

Early in our writing lives, Jen and I both read Julia Cameron’s The Artist’s Way. Have you read it? I discovered it through a colleague at the film company where I was working at the time – it had inspired her to get on a plane and leave New York to come to London to start her own creative career. It’s one of those books that’s ideal to read when you desperately want permission to be creative, but don’t think you deserve it, can’t find the time to do it, and are filled with insecurities about your creative self. Continue Reading…

Last night I launched The Stone Thrower in London at Cathy Galvin’s new lit night: What’s the story? Chris Paling, David Vann, Zoe Lambert and I read to a sell-out audience of beautiful people at The Society Club in Soho. Here’s my picture caption report of the night. Click on any pic to open up the full size gallery. Continue Reading…

Had a blast at the Manchester Literature Festival, even if getting there was hell. Here’s my report. Continue Reading…

The first time I went to the Lancaster Litfest, I went up to Lancaster Priory with Clare Wigfall before our events. One of the guys working there asked us if we’d like to see the practice carvings. These were carvings done on the underside of pews some time around the 1300s by apprentice carvers – I guess before they were let loose on the more visible parts of the Priory. Continue Reading…

I just got back from the Small Wonder festival where I launched The Stone Thrower. I also stuffed my face all weekend. Here are a few of my highlights:

***WARNING: CONTAINS SHAMELESS NAME-DROPPING***

  • Eating date flapjack while discussing swearing with Roshi Fernando, DW Wilson and Elanor Dymott – a discussion that Roshi ended by setting a benchmark none of us could surpass.
  • Drinking hot coffee when the barn turned cold listening to actress Hattie Morahan reading Angela Carter’s story The Tiger’s Bride and knocking it out of the park.
  • Wolfing down spinach quiche in the Charleston kitchen to make it in time for the Will Gompertz event in which he got Alison MacLeod and Sarah Hall up on stage to enact the part of his book about Marcel Duchamp buying the most famous urinal in history.
  • Late night figs and stilton at Tilton with Sarah Hall and Lucy Caldwell.
  • Sharing a pre-event clotted cream scone with AL Kennedy.
  • Drinking my last Small Wonder beer of the festival, at the signing table, chatting to members of one of the warmest audiences I’ve ever met.
  • The home-made chargrilled chicken pizza Naomi had waiting for me when I got home from the festival at midnight.

Roll on Small Wonder 2013. My tummy’s rumbling already.

Here’s my report on the first Story Salon at The Society Club in Soho – the new monthly lit-night from Cathy Galvin, creator of the Sunday Times EFG Award.

  • Meet Alison MacLeod at Oxford Circus. She has a new purple coat. 
  • Arrive at the Society Club and meet Carrie Kania, one of the owners.
  • GREAT selection of books here. Carrie says each one has a special reason for being on the shelf.  
  • We try to be quiet while Cathy Galvin interviews tonight’s readers on camera. 
  • We can’t be quiet, so go outside. 
  • Will Cohu has an app that lets you to film something, then blow it up or crash a plane into it. 
  • He films us in Ingestre Place and drops a giant wrecking ball on us.  
  • There is wine. 
  • Audience arrives. Full house. 
  • Cathy Galvin welcomes everyone. Stories and companionship, that’s what the Story Salon will be about.


The Story Salon

  • Brilliant story readings begin:
    Alison MacLeod on the London riots
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    Evgenia Citkowitz on adopting crack-orphans
    - interval: Emma Cantons tells me about her amazing mum who learned Russian by reading War and Peace.
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    Hazel Osmond on awful step-mothers
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    Will Cohu on rhinoceros hunters.
  • Brilliant story readings end, but Cathy promises similarly great line-ups at future events.    
  • Wow, look at that rain. 
  • Talking bird poetry with Steve Wasserman: Gerard Manley Hopkins’ The Windhover and John Lillison’s (Steve Martin’s) Pointy Birds
  • Is that a first edition of Naked Lunch in the glass cabinet? I covet it.
  • There’s a tiny dog in here.
  • Everyone hungry. We head out into Soho.
  • Find tapas.
  • We have the third floor to ourselves.
  • All lean out the window to watch the Hare Krishna parade go by.
  • Impossible to hear anyone say ‘patatas bravas’ without chuckling.
  • Eat squid and meatballs, drink wine.
  • Look at Victoria Cantons’ paintings of volcanoes and atomic explosions on her iPhone.
  • We have trains to catch.
  • Kisses. Handshakes. Paul McVeigh leads me and Alison back to Oxford Circus.
  • Paul and Alison talk about their enthusiasm for Ceili dancing.
  • I talk about the time I bought a ninja suit in Carnaby Street.
  • Enormous soy latte on the train. Heart palpitations.
  • Too tired to read my new book on metaphor. Listen to Sub Altern Podcast: Nikesh Shukla interviewing Evie Wyld.
  • Naomi has waited up.
  • Watch American Dad in bed.